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Old 02-01-2011, 07:57 AM
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The snow. It fears my truck

You shall be named.... Truck Norris!

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Old 02-01-2011, 08:30 AM
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I don't see any ice on your windows. Did you clear it?
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:44 AM
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I don't see any ice on your windows. Did you clear it?

Truck Norris decided not to hold on to the ice all by himself.
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:48 AM
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You shall be named.... Truck Norris!



Why aren't you shoveling your driveway??
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:55 AM
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I noticed he parked back far enough he could take that picture without leaving the house.
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:55 AM
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You shall be named.... Truck Norris!

Best Jeep name ever!
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:57 AM
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Best Jeep name ever!

X2! Love it!
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:58 AM
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:10 AM
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Why aren't you shoveling your driveway??

Because it's still snowing. Duh!
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I noticed he parked back far enough he could take that picture without leaving the house.

The driveway has a serious slope to it. That's where I always park it.
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:19 AM
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Cool pics!
I bet if you start to drive Truck Norris the snow will go away!
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:19 AM
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:52 AM
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Awesome! I just noticed this thread right after I made a Chuck Norris joke a few threads up. Truck Norris killed my joke before I even made it!
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:43 AM
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More snow. Still it is afraid of Truck Norris.

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Old 02-01-2011, 10:45 AM
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That's awesome. I actually named my J-truck "Truck Norris" about 6 months ago. Everybody fears the J-truck.
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Old 02-01-2011, 12:35 PM
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Truck Norris doesn't come equipped with 4-Wheel Drive. 4-Wheel Drive comes equipped with Truck Norris.
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Old 02-01-2011, 12:40 PM
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Truck Norris doesn't crawl over boulders...He just stares at them until they crawl under him.

I hate you by the way because you thought of that name first.
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Old 02-01-2011, 01:01 PM
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Truck Norris doesn't need oil. It just drives back in time and eats dinosaurs.
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Old 02-01-2011, 01:16 PM
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Truck Norris doesn't need oil. It just drives back in time and eats dinosaurs.

You owe me a new keyboard! That is BRILLIANT!
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Truck Norris doesn't crawl over boulders...He just stares at them until they crawl under him.


Quite possible the best thread EVAR!
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