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  • Marauder_Pilot
    230 Tornado
    • Jul 15, 2010
    • 4

    #91
    Truck Norris was an experiment created by the last Jeep truck engineers in order to create the ultimate vehicle.

    However, once they realized what they'd created, they could not, in good faith, continue to build J-trucks.

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    • BaaronVonCarey
      230 Tornado
      • Feb 02, 2010
      • 22

      #92
      in 2007 Truck Norris drove 88 MPH, went back in time to 1985 where he wrote, directed, produced, and starred in the movie "Back to the Future".
      1974 Cherokee "The 'Stache" - 360, TH400, All stock so far. http://www.ifsja.org/forums/vb/showthread.php?t=116373
      1999 WJ - Daily Driver - Little lift on 32's, 4.56 gears.
      1996 XJ - Wheelin Rig - Long arm's, 35's, locked
      1999 XJ - The ladies Daily Driver - All stock.
      .

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      • Josh D
        360 AMC
        • Jan 17, 2002
        • 2873

        #93
        Christine won't go near Truck Norris out of fear.........
        '71 J2000 Gladiator
        '95 YJ on Waggy axles
        '80 911 Super Carrera

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        • fulsizjeep
          Señor Jackhead
          • Aug 21, 2002
          • 22496

          #94
          ...and she did once. Just Once.
          Flint
          Ran when parked.
          http://jubileejeeps.org/quadratrac
          88 GW, 401/727/208, 5" lift, D44s/4.10s/locked up, 35s with a few Evil Twin & TT's Fabworks mods
          76 401 Wag, 77 401 Wag, 77 401 J20
          http://eviltwinfab.com http://www.ttsfabworks.com

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          • suzq044
            304 AMC
            • Dec 23, 2008
            • 1543

            #95
            Originally posted by fulsizjeep
            ...and she did once. Just Once.
            on a dare

            lol
            Max²: 1964 Jeep Panel Wagoneer
            Planning Stages

            2018 Wagoneer Rendering if you're interested.

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            • five16
              327 Rambler
              • Jan 19, 2011
              • 595

              #96
              You don't drive Truck Norris, You just get in, shut up and hold on. Truck Norris goes wherever he wants!
              You can teach what you know but you can only reproduce what you are.

              It makes sense if you don't think about it.

              Brad B.

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              • The PIG Smith
                King Browless

                Moderator
                • Nov 30, 2001
                • 6537

                #97
                Folks...take note:

                "Truck Norris" has square headlights and NO Cab Brow.
                OOOYESSS!!

                I mentioned this elsewhere and was told to "Shut Up"
                So, with a large smirk on my face, I am shutting up...for now.
                Bryan Smith
                2017 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited
                - 75th Anniversary Edition - 1941 Trim Package - Recon Green
                1986 Jeep J20
                - Super clean rig from the AZ/CA state line
                1982 Jeep J10
                - Has become a Long Term Project.
                1981 Jeep J20
                - Commercial flat bed - Lost in a Divorce --gone
                1987 Jeep J20 Pioneer
                - Former Rick Bielec aka Ricbee plow rig. Major rust!! --gone

                IFSJA Member #1933 Joined November 30, 2001

                Originally posted by Jayrodoh
                ...but if it works, I wouldn't touch it.
                Originally posted by Lindel
                Best laid plans, yada yada yada...

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                • derf
                  360 AMC
                  • Jul 12, 2001
                  • 3403

                  #98
                  I'm surprised no one has come up with a roundhouse kick joke. I've been trying to come up with a good one but haven't been able to so far.
                  Try out my gear ratio calculator

                  My Jeeps: Truck Norris and Grimm Jeeper

                  Truck Norris doesn't need a brow. He has fists.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by The PIG Smith
                    Folks...take note:

                    "Truck Norris" has square headlights and NO Cab Brow.
                    OOOYESSS!!

                    I mentioned this elsewhere and was told to "Shut Up"
                    So, with a large smirk on my face, I am shutting up...for now.
                    Shut up!
                    Krista - High Priestess of Our Lady of Eternal Combustion
                    77 401 Wag "Phoebe" ~ 77 401 J20 "Artemis" ~ 76 401 SOA Wag "Luna"
                    The worst thing about rolling my jeep.....is trying to lick the paper...

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                    • adj2375
                      230 Tornado
                      • Feb 07, 2011
                      • 9

                      The Earth doesn't wobble, that's Truck Norris performing a roundhouse kick (donut to you car nuts).

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                      • Dumpy
                        304 AMC
                        • Jan 30, 2009
                        • 2438

                        Truck nuts were invented in an attempt to make Fords and Chevys as manly as Truck Norris....sorry, but it didn't work.

                        Truck Norris once performed a roundhouse kick so fast, it's brow flew off! NASA now uses the pieces of that brow to make space shuttles.
                        Last edited by Dumpy; 02-07-2011, 02:33 PM.
                        Justin
                        '72 J2000 360 4bbl T18 D20
                        "It's all about the fun-per-gallon vs the miles-per-gallon"--Gamber68

                        Sponsored by Jake's Full-Size Jeep Junkyard

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                        • 86gwrhino
                          327 Rambler
                          • Sep 28, 2010
                          • 512

                          this is now on jeeps facebook page
                          '86 Grand Wagoneer
                          Chevy 350 TBI
                          Rhino grill
                          rusty's 4in all spring lift

                          '67 (i think) M715 all stock w/pto

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                          • Badawg
                            232 I6
                            • Dec 26, 2009
                            • 242

                            74 Wagoneer, 360/th400/QT
                            02 Civic SIR Hatch
                            06 Acura TL
                            64 Dodge A-100 Van

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                            • []V[]AXX
                              350 Buick
                              • Nov 10, 2009
                              • 940

                              If Chrysler is smart, they'll expand this phenomenon. A mid to full size Jeep pickup with an optional diesel is long overdue. I don't think it would take much to get ol' Chuck to do ads for it. Truck Norris will not be quieted...

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                              • fulsizjeep
                                Señor Jackhead
                                • Aug 21, 2002
                                • 22496

                                Originally posted by The PIG Smith
                                Folks...take note:

                                "Truck Norris" has square headlights and NO Cab Brow.
                                OOOYESSS!!

                                I mentioned this elsewhere and was told to "Shut Up"
                                So, with a large smirk on my face, I am shutting up...for now.
                                Bask in the sunlight Bryan.
                                Flint
                                Ran when parked.
                                http://jubileejeeps.org/quadratrac
                                88 GW, 401/727/208, 5" lift, D44s/4.10s/locked up, 35s with a few Evil Twin & TT's Fabworks mods
                                76 401 Wag, 77 401 Wag, 77 401 J20
                                http://eviltwinfab.com http://www.ttsfabworks.com

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