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Old 02-07-2016, 12:09 AM
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Latest Fart Joke?

I still haven't seen anyone post one.
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Old 02-07-2016, 05:50 AM
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I know a few but they all stink
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Old 02-07-2016, 08:49 AM
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The last one was so bad, that we still can't breathe....
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Old 02-07-2016, 09:51 AM
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:39 AM
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Pull my finger
https://youtu.be/CvvgdXKrd7g
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:51 AM
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If you can fart,an someone can taste it then its real bad. Just remember a fart is a gas that was up someones butt.
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Old 02-17-2016, 05:49 PM
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Fer Pete's sake! Couldja at least light a match or a candle?
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Old 03-11-2018, 01:58 PM
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Bump for more jokes. Been a while.
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Old 03-12-2018, 05:33 PM
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Inside the train station in NYC in 1946.
A sign seen on the inside of closed
toilet cubical door... written with lipstick...

"Here I sit all broken hearted, paid a nickel and only farted!"

Can you remember when it only cost a nickel for a bottled coke...
and the machine gave you back a penny?

The devil made me post that.. sorry.. Don S..
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Old 03-14-2018, 12:37 PM
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You know, Farts stink so the deaf can enjoy them, too.
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Old 03-14-2018, 01:42 PM
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I thought it was so they'd know why everyone's laughing.
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Old 04-02-2018, 11:03 AM
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Don't fart & sneeze at the same time. Trust me on this.

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Old 05-08-2018, 06:53 AM
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Don't fart & sneeze at the same time. Trust me on this.

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My dad used to tell me your head would cave in
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1979 Cherokee Golden Eagle - 4" lift, 33x12.5x15
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TH400 - Shift Kit, Deep Pan, Aux Cooler
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Old 05-09-2018, 11:36 AM
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Not a fart joke but my favorite joke recently...

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

[people usually blurt out "cause he was blind"]

No, because he was married.
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Old 05-09-2018, 11:48 AM
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Also, one of my all-time favorites that you guys might like.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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Old 05-09-2018, 05:10 PM
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Why is a terd tapered on the end?









SO YOUR A-HOLE DOESEN'T SLAM SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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