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truck norris doesn't leak oil, he releases oil when he feels like it.
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'86 Grand Wagoneer
Chevy 350 TBI
Rhino grill
rusty's 4in all spring lift
'67 (i think) M715 all stock w/pto -
OMG! I flippin HATE Chuck Norris jokes, why the heck am I LAUGHING AT THESE!!!???
I showed my brother and he fell on the floor laughing. He wants to stencil that on my J-truck. It's too late, it's been copyrighted by Derf!
QUICK! Somebody make up some T-shirts with a pic of a J-truck running over the top of a Chevy a Dodge and a Ford. Make sure it has IFSJA.org on it somewhere, tho! Below the big three trucks, put "TRUCK NORRIS" on it! I wanna pre-order those!Comment
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The last woman to ride in Chuck Norris instantly got pregnant and gave birth the very next morning to triplets with beards and iron fists.
I'm not sure I can go on much longer without losing my sanity. I knew this was gonna be funny, but I didn't know I would laugh so hard today. Thanks guys.-JoshUSMC
"Good engineering is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw." -Adam Welchel
1985 J20 "BigRed" 360/727/208/44/60 Edelbrock Performer Intake, Carb, Cam, MSD 6
1974 J10 "Ugly Monster" VERY SADLY SOLD!
1969 Javelin SST "Yet Unnamed" 290/BW M40 (360 build in the works with a built TH350)Comment
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Nice Truck!JEEP-JustEmptyEveryPocket
1988 Grand Wagoneer
1983 CJ7Comment
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Would love to have an old J truck!JEEP-JustEmptyEveryPocket
1988 Grand Wagoneer
1983 CJ7Comment
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derf, sent a PM.J-trucks with Brows RULE!!!Comment
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so I just came out of the garge and its snowing to beat all... you can not see more then 30 or 40 feet. about 5" of snow everywhere.... I jsut about fell over when I looked at my truck.. not much snow on it at all the norris thing must be catchy.. hahhaaaaaaaaaa
I will take a pic' after is snows more just for an other good laugh....JEEP Why did they make so many??? I just don't have the time to buy them all...LOLComment
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Agreed, best name and thread ever!
I stole this from a Chuck Norris quote I heard somewhere but it works:
Truck Norris goes from 0 to kick Great Googley MoogleyGreat Googley MoogleyGreat Googley Moogley in?, well, he doesn?t actually have a zero, he pretty much just kicks-Great Googley MoogleyGreat Googley MoogleyGreat Googley Moogley.I really need to attend AA (Automotive Anonymous) meetings to help with my addiction. Wanna join?
1973 Wagoneer Custom, TBI 350, 700R4Comment
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Originally posted by derf
Kyam (that's kye-um)
1982 Wagoneer Brougham
258/T176/219/Weber 32/36Comment
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Truck Norris doesn't really move. The earth just spins under his wheels to get him where he wants to go.... or else!My current for sale ad:
http://www.ifsja.org/forums/vb/showthread.php?t=129618Comment
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Sometimes, while setting, the sun will linger just a few more minutes on the horizon to get one last look at Truck Norris.1977 Cherokee
360 V8 T18 Manual Dana 20 TC
Lockers front and back
Warn 5721 winch
36" TSL's beadlocks
Holley Fuel Injection
Front manual hubs
SOA and SFComment
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truck norris
Truck Norris does not leak oil, he marks his territory.Comment
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1969 M715 6x6
1963 J300 Swivel frameComment
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Huh, I reakon that your snow hadn't heard the rumor about Truck Norris... I pity that snow.Originally posted by MikelYou can teach what you know but you can only reproduce what you are.
It makes sense if you don't think about it.
Brad B.Comment
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Agreed once more, this thread is awesome. Best laugh i've had in some time.
78 Chero NT..... nickname "Crash"
84 GW 401, Rhino Grille
03 Chevy Silverado 2500HD My DD/Tow RigComment
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