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  • Locked and Loaded
    350 Buick
    • Jul 04, 2006
    • 1282

    Need Help

    So I have suspected for sometime now that my wife has been seeing some man on the side. The usual red flags are there, She hides her phone screen, new underwear all the time and goes out with "the girls" a lot! I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
    Anyways...last night around midnight I hid under my jeep waiting for her to come home. When she got to the house, she got out of someone's car while buttoning her shirt back up, then took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
    It was at that moment while I was crouched behind my Jeep that I noticed a hairline crack in the rear shock mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do i need to replace the whole bracket. If I can weld it does someone have a welder I can borrow?
    Jeff

    Drink more water.


    "Nothin' ain't worth nothin'.
    But it's free"
    Kris Kristofferson 1970

    1981 J10, 258, T176, NP208
  • Tripwire
    AMC 4 OH! 1
    • Jul 30, 2000
    • 4656

    #2
    Abort? Retry? Ignore? >

    86 GrandWag. Howell fuel Injected 360. MSD Ignition + Dizzy. 727/229 swap BJ's 2" Lift and 31's

    88 Wrangler 4.2, Howell TBI and MSD - Borla Headers w/ Cat-back + winch and 31's AND a M416 trailer (-:

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    • BadRat
      232 I6
      • Dec 06, 2015
      • 68

      #3
      LMAO!!!

      And we wonder why our wives go out all the time.....
      given most of our time is spent crawling around our jeeps giving IT attention!
      Kurt; but you can call me anything you want, except late for dinner
      1988 Jeep Grand Wagoneer

      Member, FSJ Prissy Restoration Association

      Hand me that doo-hickey wrench thing, and a beer

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      • 8man
        304 AMC
        • Jan 04, 2011
        • 1561

        #4
        Ok, I needed a chuckle today, thanks.
        79 Cherokee S (current project)
        82 Cherokee (parts for the 79)

        Member FSJ Prissy Restoration Association

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        • nottayota
          232 I6
          • Sep 10, 2012
          • 43

          #5
          Did you point it out to your wife as she walked by? Still chuckling!! Thanx L&L!
          '68 Kaiser Wagoneer, Buick 350 .. no school like old school.

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          • 1970MontWag
            232 I6
            • Jan 29, 2016
            • 37

            #6
            Classic!! I was waiting for the part when you beat the crap out of some dude.

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            • MadMax78
              258 I6
              • May 26, 2010
              • 289

              #7
              ROFLMAO!!

              What kind/color panties?



              You knew it was coming.
              MadMax78
              78 Cherokee Chief, Wide Track, 360, TH400, Quadra Trac, SOA, 35" BFG KM2, Edelbrock Carb & Intake

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              • jpcrzy
                232 I6
                • Mar 04, 2003
                • 146

                #8
                Too funny

                Dude, this has got to be one of the funniest posts I have ever read.... I had to read it to my wife, and I actually think she laughed harder than I did. This post has become epic in my circle of friends.
                Just wanted to say thanks
                79 Jeep J10 360 automatic quadratrac 80% of the Earth is covered with water, the rest is covered by Jeep!

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