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  • Crankyolman
    350 Buick
    • Sep 27, 2017
    • 891

    Great description

    I was doing my daily Craigslist search today and came across an add for a J10 that had such a great description I felt the need to share.


    Runs and drives great, but ugly as sin.
    She wont get you any dates, but will climb any tree you point her at.

    Does she have rust? Absolutely, but who doesn't?
    Fenders and bed need help, but the cab (aka, where the magic happens) is pretty sound.

    If you want your kid to have a great time without risking the real possibility of becoming a grandparent anytime soon, this is the perfect first truck.

    Your significant other may indeed grant you're wish and leave you the moment you bring this phenomenal deal breaker home.

    Let's not forget the military Humvee brush guard that drops down into a "special moment" seat that'll hold any big girl or fella that chooses you solely because of you're driving this pheromone exuding love mobile.

    She comes with a pile of spare parts including two transfer cases, three sets of drivelines, doors, radiator and some miscellaneous items.

    So you can treat it like you've always wanted to treat that unruly child of yours by taking it out back to beat the crap out of it knowing you can repair it cheaper than all those counseling sessions without all that annoying jail time.


    If you are interested in seeing the truck here is the link
    '72 J4500
  • Tripwire
    AMC 4 OH! 1
    • Jul 30, 2000
    • 4656

    #2
    too cool
    Abort? Retry? Ignore? >

    86 GrandWag. Howell fuel Injected 360. MSD Ignition + Dizzy. 727/229 swap BJ's 2" Lift and 31's

    88 Wrangler 4.2, Howell TBI and MSD - Borla Headers w/ Cat-back + winch and 31's AND a M416 trailer (-:

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    • Ristow
      • Jan 20, 2006
      • 17292

      #3
      i beg to differ on the getting dates thing.
      Originally posted by Hankrod
      Ristows right.................again,


      Originally posted by Fasts79Chief
      ... like the little 'you know what's' that you are.


      Originally posted by Fasts79Chief
      I LOVE how Ristow has stolen my comment about him ... "Quoted" it ... and made himself famous for being an ***hole to people. Hahahahahahahahahha!

      It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting...and knitting...and knitting...and knitting...

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      • SOLSAKS
        304 AMC
        • Jul 25, 2016
        • 1781

        #4
        thanx for the A.M. laugh
        SOLSAKS - dave
        1976 J-10 HONCHO Fleetside
        1982 J-10 Fleetside
        1988 grand wagoneer
        2004 RUBICON jeep
        Benson, NC

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        • chubbinius
          258 I6
          • Oct 31, 2018
          • 294

          #5
          Thanks for sharing that, Cranky! Gave me a great chuckle this morning. Almost worth grabbing just for the seller's creativity and humor.
          1970 1414X Wagoneer "The Pig"
          -Dauntless 350 V8
          -D27 front/D44 rear
          2006 XK (65th Ann Edition)-DD

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          • J20 project
            304 AMC
            • Dec 27, 2000
            • 2487

            #6
            Yup,,,got laid in mine a bunch...Shag carpet, 8track w/ Crimson and Clover...sleeping bag...phhhht...

            I forgot a little Annie Green Springs...right?


            J20
            BP Drivetrain...........

            Driveshafts for all Jeeps, Constant velocity rebuilds, Replacement, Repair
            775-537-7918

            https://www.facebook.com/BPShafts/

            Putting this back up. "Someone is gonna have to crawl under the rig"

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            • rang-a-stang
              Administrator
              • Oct 31, 2016
              • 5500

              #7
              Hahaha! That's better looking than mine!
              Chuck McTruck 71 J4000
              (Chuck McTruck Build Thread)
              79 Cherokee Chief (SOLD, goodbye old buddy)
              (Cherokee Build Thread)
              11 Nissan Pathfinder Silver Edition 4x4
              09 Mazdaspeed3 Grand Touring
              00 Baby Cherokee

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              • backroadin'
                350 Buick
                • Aug 11, 2004
                • 1134

                #8
                Originally posted by Ristow
                i beg to differ on the getting dates thing.
                Agreed... some of the chicks we have around here, my boy'd be waay better off in a Hyundai!!

                Soooo.... which one of us is selling that J10....
                1973 Wagoneer, 4.6L Jeep inline 6 stroker, t176/d300, offy dualport w/ quadrajet, pertronix, flowmaster

                "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads." -- Doc Brown

                "When this baby reaches 88 miles per hour, you're gonna to see some serious sht!"

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                • rang-a-stang
                  Administrator
                  • Oct 31, 2016
                  • 5500

                  #9
                  It's been on CL for 24 days now! Sounds like someone might want to strike a deal on said chick magnet/repellent!
                  Chuck McTruck 71 J4000
                  (Chuck McTruck Build Thread)
                  79 Cherokee Chief (SOLD, goodbye old buddy)
                  (Cherokee Build Thread)
                  11 Nissan Pathfinder Silver Edition 4x4
                  09 Mazdaspeed3 Grand Touring
                  00 Baby Cherokee

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                  • threepiece
                    350 Buick
                    • Sep 17, 2005
                    • 1433

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ristow
                    i beg to differ on the getting dates thing.
                    I have to disagree. I got my first FSJ in 1981, a J10 that I still have. It wasn't until bought a Chevy that I lost my virginity in 1995...…….. Perhaps it was not the truck.
                    FSJ Hybrid build thread: http://www.shopfloortalk.com/forums/...ad.php?t=43332
                    We are Borg, but we don't know it yet.
                    We are being assimilated but we don't know it yet.
                    Resistance is not futile yet.
                    Are you and your children connected yet?

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