...you might be a FSJ guy

[SOLSAKS]

if you are parked in a huge lot full of cars
and your vehicle is the oldest one out of 1,000 cars.

[78 WIDETRAC]

If you have to get the non running FSJ running to move the running FSJ.


If you know for a fact that "It ran when it was parked" But it may not start without tinkering with it.


You can spot the only FSJ part at a swap meet.

[backroadin']

If you watch the whole Twizzlers ad every time it comes on because it has a Wagoneer in it....

If "redoing your floors" is something you say more often than you'd like but has nothing to do with your house....

(...speaking of which... )

-If you have low oil pressure...

Love it!!

[Be from Be]

• If your friend doesn't seem to understand when you say that zero oil pressure is normal.
• When you get that inner smile when it fires up happily after the first crank.
• When you hope to find some WT fender flares without rust.
• If you hope to find any fender flares for a WT.
• If your to-do list keeps getting longer despite all of your work done.
• When every Sunday morning starts browsing adds for a FSJ.

[SOLSAKS]

good ones B

dave in NC USA

[timwiller]

it's all good

everything seems fine and you are very afraid...............

[Waggymcgee]

...if the kid at the wrecking yard still brings up Grand Cherokees and XJs after explaining three times that that is not what you are looking for.

...if you have to convince people who ask what engine you have that an AMC 360 isn't the same as the Ferd, Dudge, etc., in their cousin Skeeter's derby car.

...if you cut to the chase and cross-reference parts yourself on the internet rather than try to explain what you need to the Saturday crew at McParts.

...if you keep a spreadsheet of every Cordoba, Monte Carlo, baby Cherokee, Ambassador, F250, K20, and Cushman to use as an alternate when looking up parts.

...if the Saturday crew at McParts goes dead still and stops blinking (i.e. cognitive stall) when you try to explain what you're working on.

...if every gas station has at least one customer who either had one of those or hasn't seen one of those in years.

3 years later. Any chance you want to share the spreadsheet that you mentioned? If you have it and the time to send: [email protected]. Thanks!

[DarkMonohue]

Heh. Sadly, I can't help you with that. The spreadsheet comment was just a joke.

[threepiece]

If you strategically let brush grow so it will conceal your next FSJ from the neighbors.

If processing enough firewood for the stove in the shop so you can build FSJ’s in winter is more important than fixing the furnace in your house.

If protecting your FSJ parts from the elements is more important than a toilet.

If you have special areas set aside that contain parts for specific FSJ builds in the future.

If you have had more than thirty FSJ‘S during your lifetime.

[rang-a-stang]

If you have more pictures of your Jeep on a tow truck than an offroad trail...
If you have ever posted a thread saying how great your truck has been running and later THAT DAY you have to call a tow truck to get it home...
If you had a part that you paid a decent amount of money for, then didn't need it, then couldn't sell it, then GAVE IT AWAY, then broke that EXACT part on your rig...
If Murphy's law terrifies you more than COVID, UFOs, and Russia combined...

[Brynjminjones]

...if you drive around looking for speedbumps and potholes with your finger on the "rear window up" button, hoping to jolt it into life!

[wagoneer84]

-If you start it after sitting for 8 hours at work and the guy next to you say's does that thing pass CA smog?
-If you need to explain to your wife that she needs to remember that park is at the top then one click down is neutral and then another click is drive all because the indicator is broken.

[fsj454]

Must have 2

Need 2 fsjs registered because 1 of of the 2 needs work

[rang-a-stang]

-If you find a Hotwheels or Matchbox version of a FSJ and begin a life journey trying to buy duplicates of it so you can "make it match mine", "Have a spare", "give some to some friends", etc. ...
-If close to half of your phones contact names have "Jeep", "IFJSA", "Wagoneer", "Cherokee", or similar terms in them....
-If your plans for your rig include changing out 75% of the parts that Jeep put into your rig so you can "make it better", rather than just buy a rig that is better...

[Johnwog]

-IF you have 3 or more wish lists at BJ's
-IF your family has band you from talking about your ongoing Cherokee project.
-IF when someone say your jeep is leaking and your reply is No it's just marking it spot.
-IF you show no concern that your oil pressure gauge reading low.