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Truck Norris doesn't come equipped with 4-Wheel Drive. 4-Wheel Drive comes equipped with Truck Norris.
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Justin
'72 J2000 360 4bbl T18 D20
"It's all about the fun-per-gallon vs the miles-per-gallon"--Gamber68
Sponsored by Jake's Full-Size Jeep Junkyard
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Truck Norris doesn't crawl over boulders...He just stares at them until they crawl under him.
I hate you by the way because you thought of that name first.
-JoshUSMC
"Good engineering is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw." -Adam Welchel
1985 J20 "BigRed" 360/727/208/44/60 Edelbrock Performer Intake, Carb, Cam, MSD 6
1974 J10 "Ugly Monster" VERY SADLY SOLD!
1969 Javelin SST "Yet Unnamed" 290/BW M40 (360 build in the works with a built TH350)Comment
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Truck Norris doesn't need oil. It just drives back in time and eats dinosaurs.Justin
'72 J2000 360 4bbl T18 D20
"It's all about the fun-per-gallon vs the miles-per-gallon"--Gamber68
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You owe me a new keyboard! That is BRILLIANT!Originally posted by Dumpy
Krista - High Priestess of Our Lady of Eternal Combustion77 401 Wag "Phoebe" ~ 77 401 J20 "Artemis" ~ 76 401 SOA Wag "Luna"The worst thing about rolling my jeep.....is trying to lick the paper...Comment
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Quite possible the best thread EVAR!Originally posted by Red20
Krista - High Priestess of Our Lady of Eternal Combustion77 401 Wag "Phoebe" ~ 77 401 J20 "Artemis" ~ 76 401 SOA Wag "Luna"The worst thing about rolling my jeep.....is trying to lick the paper...Comment
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good one!
Flint
Ran when parked.
http://jubileejeeps.org/quadratrac
88 GW, 401/727/208, 5" lift, D44s/4.10s/locked up, 35s with a few Evil Twin & TT's Fabworks mods
76 401 Wag, 77 401 Wag, 77 401 J20
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Truck Norris!!!!!
That is so funny I am afraid to laugh out of fear of a roundhouse kick to my face. That has to be the perfect name for a J-Truck.
The only thing that can be hauled by Truck Norris is pain...You can teach what you know but you can only reproduce what you are.
It makes sense if you don't think about it.
Brad B.Comment
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O man I needed to find a good laugh and I found it!Comment
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LMAO......thanks much needed. been a rough couple weeks88 G. waggy, 360, 727, Np229, D44 F&RComment
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A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Truck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.Comment
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Compliments of a friend of mine on Facebook...
Truck Norris just looks like he's going over rough terrain. In actuality, the rough terrain is treading carefully beneath him, for fear of Truck Norris mighty wrath.
Truck Norris' suspension looks like it's being compressed, but it's really just the earth agreeing on its position to Truck Norris' tires.
"The Big Bang" is often mistaken for the one time Truck Norris has had to use his high beams.
Truck Norris is as close as he wants to be to the objects that appear in his side view mirrors.
If Truck Norris ever allowed himself to get caught for speeding, he'd let the cop off with a warning.
Truck Norris so cool that he doesn't need to turn into a robot like the other Autobots.
Truck Norris made the Kessel Run in less than ten parsecs.
Truck Norris went to a drag strip,... and moved it.Try out my gear ratio calculator
My Jeeps: Truck Norris and Grimm Jeeper
Truck Norris doesn't need a brow. He has fists.Comment
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Truck Norris does not need a plow to move the snow becasue the wind is so scared of Truck Norris it blows the snow out of his way..
Oh I could go on and on.....
Truck Norris
JEEP Why did they make so many??? I just don't have the time to buy them all...LOLComment
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Truck Norris cocked a wheel and oiled a Freightliner.... now known as Optimus Prime.Comment
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Truck Norris once passed an emissions test......because he felt like it
Truck Norris never has to adjust his carb for altitude...he adjusts the altitudeLast edited by Dumpy; 02-01-2011, 07:18 PM.Justin
'72 J2000 360 4bbl T18 D20
"It's all about the fun-per-gallon vs the miles-per-gallon"--Gamber68
Sponsored by Jake's Full-Size Jeep JunkyardComment
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