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CustomWag
05-21-2008, 02:00 PM
The incident was bizarre, not the FSJ:)
Stopped at a grocery after cutting a load of firewood Sat and when I was getting ready to leave I saw a SWEET Jtruck pull into the lot. I had seen the truck at a mechanic's shop about 6 mo. ago (same mechanic I use) and left a note about IFSJA on his windshield. Truck has 4-6" lift with 35's, nice green with a silver stripe (10-12" tall) down the side. The thing is BEAUTIFUL!
Anyway, he stops just inside the parking lot and a shirtless wild-looking guy hops out the pass. door, then comes around & sticks his head in the driver's door, says something, then turns around & walks toward the store. The driver then pulls into the spot next to me. I got out, went to his pass. window which was down & told the guy what a nice truck it was. As soon as he said "thanks", the shirtless guy throws a BIG CHUNK OF WOOD from the other side, hitting the truck just at the bottom corner of the windshield. BAM!!!, glass flies all over the inside. Driver doesn't flinch, says, "well, it WAS a nice truck":eek: Then he holds up a mostly empty Jack Daniels bottle & says "he's been drinking JD all morning".
I mean, holy smoke, I woulda had an aneurism(sp?) if that would have been me! The lady parked next to him said to the driver "I think your friend needs to sober up"
Ya think?

misfittom138
05-21-2008, 02:06 PM
Wow. :eek:

spaulding
05-21-2008, 02:12 PM
You didn't mention how you got that piece of glass in your eye *coughs lawsuit* :D :drivin: :fsj:

YoungClayB
05-21-2008, 02:25 PM
Great story! :)

skeletor
05-21-2008, 02:25 PM
did the guy in the j truck proceed to beat the hell out of the drunk guy? i know i would've.

CustomWag
05-21-2008, 04:12 PM
I left while the driver was talking to the lady parked next to him. On the way home I thought the same thing about beating the drunk guy's ***.

Kinda have a feeling the driver was sharing the JD and either was too loaded to get out of the truck or 1 swig short of that Jack Daniels' induced crazy "fire-in-the-eyes-Ima-gonna-kick-your-***-I-don't-give-a-****-what-happens-after-that" state of mind.

CROCKETTBOONE
05-21-2008, 04:55 PM
At least they were drinking good sipping whiskey.:thumbsup:

I like mine on the rocks with a little tequila splashed in for a different taste. I think its the Agave that I like in the Tequila. Some times I just drink one shot and chase it with the other.:p

jaber
05-21-2008, 06:59 PM
Woa, thats a "get out of there quick" moment for sure.

mimmp
05-21-2008, 07:03 PM
Sounds to me that "the boys" were having a spat, IYKWIM. Lucky he didn't chuck the wood at you, you flirt!

DieselSJ
05-23-2008, 07:12 PM
At least they were drinking good sipping whiskey.

That's funny...I thought he said JD. Did I miss something?

95KY sahara
05-23-2008, 08:16 PM
That's funny...I thought he said JD. Did I miss something?

hahaha...that's what we think here too... everyone knows the good stuff comes from KY ;)

JeepNOFEAR
05-27-2008, 03:19 PM
hahaha...that's what we think here too... everyone knows the good stuff comes from KY ;)

Pssssssssssssh :rolleyes:

AlsChopShop
05-27-2008, 03:58 PM
not even FSJ's are safe from the worlds idiots.

Al

-Bluegill-
05-28-2008, 07:43 AM
At least they were drinking good sipping whiskey.:thumbsup:

Dang skippy - favorite bourbon of the WORLD (been there, done that) :D Haven't had any in several years, but I used to spike mine occasionaly with Johnny Walker black.

It could've been worse - imagine if he had been sippin on a big ceramic jug - the contents of which appear like water but will singe the hairs of your nose if you sniff it. :D

COLOFIREMAN
05-28-2008, 08:30 AM
You didn't mention how you got that piece of glass in your eye *coughs lawsuit* :D :drivin: :fsj:

Tell him you'll settle out of court of the truck, he would probabily do it in his state of mind.:thumbsup: