Funny FSJ Ad!!

[Monkeyfrog]

Guys- read this FSJ ad in Albuquerque NM... its really, really funny! Its also a really nice J20!

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1373985825.html

[Jeepstress]

That is classic. :thumbsup: If he was a member here he would have known the correct transfer case for zombies.

[Monkeyfrog]

I almost want to buy it just cuz the ad is sweet!

[ricdiculous]

that is outstanding! i love it!

[Billygoat]

Now that ad has class :thumbsup:

[brubakes]

Crap, I never knew how valuable my J20 was. I better keep her for the upcoming apocalypse.

[TK421]

Someone read the Zombie Survival Handbook or World War Z. Max Brooks (Mel Brook's kid)

This is so very cool, I am printing it and sticking it in my garage for laughs.

:eek: more brains!!!!

[janie]

ROTFLMAO! That was priceless. Yup folks, good one to print off and hang up in the shop.

[fulsizjeep]

:lol: Good Stuff! Good stuff just got gooder! :thumbsup:
That one would be welcome at Jubilee Jeeps for half that price because it needs a 6.6 liter.

[Jeepstress]

....... 6.6 liter.

Do zombies do metric? :confused:



:p

[grand_wag_85]

Do zombies do metric? :confused:



:p
Hey if we don't get it they won't get it;)

[flatbackdragon]

1976 anything still has some electronics on it and any EMP would render the vehicle useless.
gotta get my MB running, no electronic anything on it, just battery, coil, points and plugs (and I can file points for a long time and keep it running).

[Dr Teeth]

This part killed me...

"I will be no longer needing it since I’ve raised my vibration and I’ll be ascending to the 4th dimension via either astral projection or instant rapture, I’m not sure."

Best reason to sell a vehicle ever!

[TK421]

Do zombies do metric? :confused:

I think Euro zombies do.

[AlsChopShop]

:lol:

[Logs0012]

Someone needs to buy this thing just to meet the guy!

The entire time I was reading that, all I could think of was Shaun of the Dead.:p

[TK421]

Someone needs to buy this thing just to meet the guy!

The entire time I was reading that, all I could think of was Shaun of the Dead.:p

oh the possibilities continue...a cricket bat holder in the rear window and a guiness tap shifter!

[shackwrrr]

flag it for Best of craigslist

[mattmopar440]

Dam thats the best add ive seen in a while I think a gas gauge is VERY important in a Zombie escape plan tho

[brubakes]

flag it for Best of craigslist

done.

[suzq044]

flag it for Best of craigslist
done.. again. :thumbsup:

[1983 j10]

that is a good add he must watch alot of zombie and ufo movies.

[Monkeyfrog]

I am glad you guys enjoyed that ad! I really hope that truck finds a good home! I really want a J-truck... but need $

I am pretty sure it is the same truck used in the movie Red Dawn- that movie was filmed in NM!

[jaber]

flag it for Best of craigslist

Done.
Thanks for sharing that.:lol:

[FunkSkunk]

Here's the text just for prosperity (and in case it gets taken down because of the time limit)....


"1976 Jeep J20 4x4 Zombie/Armageddon Survival Truck. Look we all know the end of the world is soon, so here is your chance to be PREPARED! This great running truck will be the key link to your post apocalyptic existence. 4x4 with Dana 44 front and Dana 60 rear for driving around the “Mad Maxesque” landscape or driving through the deep craters left by the asteroids soon to enter our atmosphere. Unlike open top CJ’s, YJ’s, TJ’s, and soft top JK’s, you’ll be enclosed by a STEEL cabin. This should keep out swine/horse/dog/sheep flu infected zombies looking to feed on your brain. The truck has a full size bed to haul your precious cargo to your mountain bug out spot. It has a bed liner for easy cleanup should you become a zombie bounty hunter and need to haul those rotten bastards to the incinerator. There is no rust on the truck anywhere so feel free to mount up your favorite flamethrower/M2 50 cal./RPG weapon of choice. Toolbox included for extra ammo or de-contamination supplies. This truck has TWO gas tanks, one 20 gallon and one 40 gallon. You could drive from here to Wyoming barely stopping. (who knows which part of the US will be a SAFE zone by the time it’s over with). It has fresh white paint and could easily blend in with the other UN/NWO/ILLUMINATI vehicles in case you need to bust your family out of the FEMA camps. It‘s got an all black interior with black vinyl seats (easily cleaned should you "la""la""la""la" yourself with your first zombie encounter). It has a 360 v8 and a T-18 4speed (not sure how that’s a benefit, but you should probable know). I should point out that it does have a couple of minor problems that need to be fixed. The speedo is broken (do you really NEED to know how fast you flattened that ZOMBIE?) the windshield is cracked (I was going to put a steel grate over it, but I was told by law enforcement that wasn’t legal (yet!)) The gas gauge is broken (dude, you have 60 gallons of gas available! Gauge, smauge) I will be no longer needing it since I’ve raised my vibration and I’ll be ascending to the 4th dimension via either astral projection or instant rapture, I’m not sure. MUST SELL BY 12/21/2012. $3500OBO or I might be interested in trade for a rocketship, time machine, or decent flying UFO or maybe dirt bikes! (Hey I’ve got two years to kill!) phone 720-2001 "

:D

[710 Burner]

Do zombies do metric? :confused:

:p

Well, you know, all the really nasty plagues start in Europe.

[maccj5]

note to self--- switch out cloth seats for vinyl incase i have an encounter with a zombie

[The PIG Smith]

flag it for Best of craigslist
Another vote from me :thumbsup:

[The PIG Smith]

note to self--- switch out cloth seats for vinyl incase i have an encounter with a zombie
or stock up on Depends

[GWDriver]

Nice looking truck too, unless it's already possessed.

[BlackBart]

I wouldn't swear to it, but I think it belongs to my buddy Clem.

[goldhammer]

Since it is in bigun's neck of the woods, surprised he's not all over it, or maybe it is his flying under an unknown flag:thumbsup: ;)

[bigun]

Dang I have to look into general discussion more often!!!

[bigun]

I wouldn't swear to it, but I think it belongs to my buddy Clem.
Hmm the last I heard from Clem he was planning on rebuilding the motor. I may have to e-mail him and find out I don't remember what his interior looked like.

[duncanstives]

HAHA Awesome!

Flagged for BOCL.

[Crazy4Wheelin]

:lol::omfg::lol: I think someone is a little bit creative.:alc:Freaking awesome funny post. lmao!!!!! My waggy must be worth something then considering I can haul more non zombie infected humans...

~Crazy

[Ostego]

That's awesome! but.....

I already have my own anti-zombie survival 4x4!
Equipped with stove, heater, fridge and bed for those long camp outs in the mountains avoiding the undead...:fsj:

[benztechnc]

flag it for Best of craigslist

done x2.

I'm going to forward that thing to everyone I know. LMAO:p

[COLOFIREMAN]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd218/COLOJEEPGUY2K/Emotions/wow.gif....all I have to say is...http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd218/COLOJEEPGUY2K/Emotions/psycho.gifhttp://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd218/COLOJEEPGUY2K/Emotions/youcrazy.gif......

And yes I do have the perfect smiley for him.....http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd218/COLOJEEPGUY2K/Emotions/dark2.gif and how one deals with a zombie.....http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd218/COLOJEEPGUY2K/Emotions/violent019.gif


Sorry couldn't help it...:D

[ThisGuyUKnow]

I was going to put a steel grate over it, but I was told by law enforcement that wasn’t legal (yet!)"
:lol:

[wickedwagon767]

LMAO

I sent a creative reply to the seller of my own

I'm waiting to see how he responds :D